is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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Idk how to function without Bill.
Like, he’s never gone. I have trust issues now.
sweetteaandstethoscopes replied to your post: I need a guardian angel or some shit to kick me in the nuts every time I consider going back on OkCupid.
Don’t do it! Lets go to singles night at the bar instead!
Omg so sad.
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